May 2013
523 posts
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
gay-nations:
I remember on my 4th grade field trip my class was standing on a hill and my teacher said “lets roll out” and I was like oh ok so I stared rolling down the hill and I had to hold my teachers hand for the rest of the day
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
hecticglos:
excuse me what did u say i cant hear u i have an ear disease called i dont fucking care
swiftingthrough:
cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside
gamsee:
my whole life is just “oh ok”
louisharrystylinson:
thehemospectrum:
what if our fingers were only as long as our toes
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
norsecest:
i want to be your friend but i’m nervous and annoying: a novel by me
colouredking:
herpes sounds like the name of a greek god
Can someone please for the love of god ask me what I want to do with my life because I actually have an answer for once. Please!
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
What girls say: I'm fine
What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
I want to just walk around asking everyone what they want to be when they grow up so I can get ideas.
